Sacred Sins

Memorable Quotes
(see: Ben's Comments About Ed's Healthy Choices) Ben: (listening to Tess tell about the unwanted advances from her colleague) Doesn't seem too smart to turn that down for cold pizza and bubbles.

Tess: More fool me for refusing an evening with the handsome, successful, and excruciatingly boring Dr. Fuller.

Ben: More your type.

Tess: Boring's more my type? Thank you very much.

Ben: I mean the doctor, the three-piece suits, the Gold American Express Card.

Tess: I see. You don't have a gold card?

Ben: I'm lucky Sears still lets me charge my underwear.

Tess: Well, in that case, I don't know if I should invite you into my tub.

Tess: Are you trying to convince me that you're not good enough for me because of cultural, educational, and genealogical differences?

Ben: Don't start that s**t with me.

Tess: All right. Let's try another approach. (Tess pulls Ben into the bathtub with her)

Ben: What the hell are you doing? I'm still dressed.

Tess: I can't help it if you're slow.

Ben: (after just having his arm cut by a suspect) Just call someone in to clean up this mess, and get me to the hospital.

Ed: Didn't hit an artery or you'd be gushing out A positive.

Ben: Oh, that's okay then. How about a round of golf?

Lowenstein: (responding to Tess's question about her marriage) The bottom line is, we're nuts about each other. That usually cuts through everything else.

Tess: You're lucky.

Lowenstein: I know. Even when I feel like pushing his head in the toilet, I know.