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Memorable Quotes
Ryan Boldari: You have the most fascinating hair. How do you keep your hands off it? Miranda Jones: It's red and unmanageable and if I wouldn't look like a six-foot azalea, I'd chop it off short.

Andrew Jones: You're sounding dangerously close to Mother. Miranda Jones: There's no reason to insult me.

Ryan Boldari: I'm a really good thief. Now we can sit down and work this out, or we can lie here and keep wrestling. But I'm going to warn you that even in those incredibly ugly pajamas, you're an appealing handful.

Miranda Jones: I have no intention of sleeping with you. Ryan Boldari:Now you've done it. What's the point of living? Miranda Jones: You know very well you want me to sleep with you. Ryan Boldari: It's been my lifelong dream, and now it's crushed. I don't know how I'm going to go on. Miranda Jones: I despise you.