Montana Sky

Memorable Quotes
Ben McKinnon: You look pleased with yourself. What did they do to you up there at that fancy spa?

Willa Mercy: All sorts of things. Wonderful things. They waxed me. All over.

Ben: No kidding? All over?

Willa: Yep. I've been scraped down, oiled up, waxed and polished. It was pretty good. You ever had coconut oil rubbed over your entire body, Ben?

Ben: You offering, Willa?

Willa: I'm telling you. At the end of the day this guy would rub--

Ben: Guy? What guy?

Willa: The massage guy.

Ben: You let a guy rub your--

Willa: Sure.

Tess Mercy: So what are you men planning for the bachelor party? Nate Torrence: Something dignified, of course. Tess: How many strippers? Nate: Three. Any more isn't dignified.