Ed Jackson

His Story
Ed is health conscious and eats natural foods, which is a constant source of amusement and annoyance to his partner Ben Paris.

Ed's Words of Wisdom
Ed: You better start looking at what's in front of your face, partner, before you end up tripping over the saw.

Ben: Saw? What saw?

Ed: Farmer's sawing wood, city slicker's watching him. Dinner bell rings and the farmer starts moving but he trips over the saw. He just picks himself up and starts cutting wood again. Slicker asks him why he doesn't go into dinner and the farmer says, since he tripped over the saw, it's no use going in. There won't be anything left.

Ben: (Ben sat in silence for a full ten seconds) That explains it. Why don't you turn back around, we'll go into the hospital and have them take a look at you?

Ed: The point is, if you f**k around when opportunity is starring you in the face, you miss it.

Ed: Certain people have difficulty admitting to emotional commitment because they fear failing in the long haul. The word love becomes a stumbling block that once uttered is like a lock, blocking off their privacy, their singleness, and obliging them to perceive themselves as one half of a couple.

Ben: Redbook?

Ed: No, I made it up. Maybe I should write an article.